6th Grader's Science Project Solves Cat Butt Mystery
A Florida sixth grader used the scientific method to answer a question cat owners everywhere have secretly wondered about. Spoiler: you can finally relax about your kitchen counter.
Ever wondered if your cat's butthole touches every surface they sit on? A sixth grader in Florida just gave us all permission to stop worrying.
Kaeden Henry, a homeschooled student with a scientist mom, turned this burning question into his science fair project. His mother, Kerry Hyde, has a PhD in animal behavior with a focus on feline behavior, so this experiment was conducted with proper scientific rigor.
The methodology was simple but brilliant. Henry and his mom applied non-toxic lipstick to their cats' anuses, then had the trained felines perform various commands like sit, wait, lie down, and jump up. Within 10 minutes, they had their data, cleaned up the cats with baby wipes, and gave them plenty of treats for their cooperation.
The results brought relief to cat owners everywhere. Long and medium-haired cats left zero evidence on any surface, hard or soft. Short-haired cats also left nothing on hard surfaces like counters and tables.
The only exception? Short-haired cats sitting on soft, uneven surfaces like unmade beds or laundry piles might leave a slight smear. Otherwise, your cat's bare bottom is staying clear of your stuff.
The Ripple Effect
The experiment went viral, sparking joy and relief across the internet. Cat owners celebrated finally having a scientific answer to their unspoken concern. One commenter perfectly captured the
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