Dad's 5-Star Amazon Review of Newborn Goes Viral

When Jordan became a dad to baby Louise five and a half weeks ago, he decided to share the news in the most hilariously modern way possible: an Amazon product review.

In a TikTok video that's been viewed over 8 million times, Jordan cradles his daughter Lou and delivers a review that perfectly mimics the formula used by countless online product reviewers. "We got this from Amazon roughly five and a half weeks ago or so," he begins with a straight face. "It came in a little different package than we were expecting."

That package? An unexpected cesarean section. The specs? Twenty-one inches long and six pounds fourteen ounces at delivery.

Jordan's deadpan review continues with the kind of details you'd find in any honest Amazon assessment. "The thing they didn't tell us after we first got this one was that they may lose a little bit of that delivery weight before you go home," he explains matter-of-factly.

His rating? A solid 4.5 stars, with some very specific complaints. "The big thing about this one is this one came with the gassy mode activated," Jordan notes. Lou also arrived with a lip tie and tongue tie, features they definitely didn't order. Still, he generously awards "5 stars for looks."

Three months later, Jordan posted a follow-up review. After getting Lou's ties fixed, he upgraded her rating. "She still spits up. She's still gassy. But she really functions more like a normal baby," he reports. "She's gaining weight week over week. She's getting chunky, which is good."

Sunny's Take

What makes Jordan's videos so delightful isn't just the clever parody. It's the warmth underneath the comedy. He's found a way to share the real challenges of new parenthood without complaint, celebrating his daughter while acknowledging that babies don't come with instruction manuals or guaranteed specifications.

The comment section became its own comedy show, with parents sharing their own "delivery experiences." One wrote about accidentally ordering twins. Another joked about the impossibly long shipping time. Many warned about a glitch that activates around age twelve.

Jordan's approach reminds us that laughter might be the best tool in any parent's survival kit. When things don't go according to plan, sometimes the healthiest response is finding the humor in it all.