Michigan Town Named Hell Goes Up for Sale for $625K
A seven-acre slice of Hell, Michigan, complete with devil-themed mini golf, an ice cream parlor called The Crematory, and a wedding chapel, is hitting the market for $625,000. After nearly three decades, the 80-year-old owner is retiring from running one of America's quirkiest tourist destinations.
If you've ever wanted to own a piece of Hell, now's your chance.
A seven-acre property in Hell, Michigan, is up for sale for $625,000, and it comes with everything you'd expect from a town that's been leaning into its devilish name since 1838. The "Gateway to Hell" package includes devil-themed mini golf, an ice cream shop aptly named The Crematory, and a wedding chapel where couples can start their marriage with nowhere to go but up.
John Colone, 80, has been welcoming visitors to Hell since 1998. Now he's ready to retire, handing off the reins to whoever wants to become the next keeper of this tongue-in-cheek tourist destination.
The town, located 20 miles northwest of Ann Arbor, has been charming visitors with its playful spirit for nearly two centuries. When Hell officially adopted its unusual name in 1841, nobody could have predicted it would become a beloved stop for travelers seeking photo ops and the bragging rights of saying they've been to Hell and back.
The wedding chapel stands out as one of the property's most popular attractions. Couples travel from across the country to tie the knot in Hell, drawn by the humor and the unforgettable story it creates.
The business isn't just quirky; it's profitable. The property pulled in $327,000 in gross income in 2024, proving that good humor and unique experiences never go out of style.
Sunny's Take
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, Hell reminds us that joy can be found in the most unexpected places. For nearly 30 years, John Colone has created a space where strangers become friends over shared laughs and devilish puns. The town proves that sometimes the best communities are built on nothing more than a willingness to embrace the absurd and invite everyone in on the joke.
Winter in Hell brings its own magic when temperatures drop below zero and the town literally freezes over. Yet the Hell Saloon keeps things warm with live music and good food, creating memories that last long after visitors leave.
Whoever takes over this slice of Hell will inherit more than just property; they'll become the steward of laughter, wedding memories, and the simple pleasure of not taking life too seriously.
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Based on reporting by Euronews
This story was written by BrightWire based on verified news reports.
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